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1.
You got flower power in your finest hour But this ain't your finest yet Instead of growing bean sprouts or farming up some lean trout You left your garden good as dead Listen, no you listen, listen You hear, no, you hear, you hear, no Take heed, now, get a load of this Talking, we t-talking, talking Saying, you s-saying stuff that's Drowned out by kitten's tiny hiss Look at what she bring you, it's something to swing to But you're lying on the couch Wish all your bows and arrows would shoot down all the sparrows Wish she'd kiss you on the mou-ch Listen, no you listen, listen You hear, no, you hear, you hear, no Take heed, now get a load of this Talking, we t-talking, talking Saying, you s-saying stuff that's Drowned out by kitten's tiny hiss Gave your dog a mohawk, some are talking bro-talk Others think that she's a girl And when you put your cat out, you leave the welcome mat out But she'd rather give your heart a whirl Listen, no you listen, listen You hear, no, you hear, you hear, no Take heed, now get a load of this Talking, we t-talking, talking Saying, you s-saying stuff that's Drowned out by kitten's tiny hiss
2.
Vegetarian 02:18
You wanna be a vegetarian Drink decoctions of valerian You wanna swim in an aquarium With all the fancy colored fish, fish I wanna be a vegetarian Distance myself from the Sumerians Call their methods antiquarian Yes, you see that is my wish, wish Oh C-c-c-clap, clap, clap G-go ahead and start granola munching T-tasty stuff, can't you hear the crunching Y-y-y-yum, now what delicious brunching Mmhm, I said that it's delish-lish Oh C-c-c-clap, clap, clap
3.
I'm so good looking There's no use looking anymore You'll never find one more adorable Than me And I'm so handsome If they could can some of my charms And sell it down on charming farms I'd make a fortune When I'm out at a fancy restaurant People stare at my beautiful head And I don't even have to leave a tip— The waiter tips me instead 'Cuz I'm not homely I'm not as ugly as a hag You won't see me wearing a bag Over my head 'Cuz I'm a dang good looking Man that's what I said I'm so amazing I'm always gazing at myself I am the picture of good health And symmetry I've got charisma Please tell me is ma hair alright 'Cuz if it ain't then I just might Need to borrow your comb (BRIDGE) When I leave home and go out on the town The girls they chase me all around And I don't try too hard to get away 'Cuz I love to hear them say: That I'm so cute Don't mean to toot on my own horn But from the moment I was born My parents knew That I'd be just a little randy Yankee doodle dandy sweeter than candy And cuter than Bambi I'm a dang good looking Son of a gun its true
4.
You Snore 03:12
You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying me I wanna go to sleep But the light of your projector alarm clock is Bouncing off of your ceiling And into my eyes and it's 1:31, 3:32, 6 a.m. and I'm tired So tired And you're snoring and it's adorable You're snoring and it's annoying You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying me You snore, I'm bored, you smoke, you choke In the mornings, you cough, it's clear that you're a little off You snore, I'm bored, you smoke, you choke In the mornings, you cough, it's clear that you're a little off You snore, I'm bored, you smoke, you choke In the mornings, you cough, it's clear that you're a little off You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying You snore and it's adorable You snore and it's annoying me
5.
I had a thought I'd turn into Something I'm not I had a thought I had a task Find fortune and fame Not much to ask I had a task I had a plan For where I'd stand Ten years from now Ten years ago I had a thought I'd turn into Something I'm not Guess I forgot
6.
Let's take a long, long walk Along the ditch and talk We'll lose ourselves in time And eventually wind up Right back where we started Together, singing, open-hearted Let's take a long, long look At this garden bursting With gifts we're freely given Given care and cultivation We'll get right back where we started With our friends all open-hearted Let's take a long, long walk Along the bosque trail Feel the river, steady flowing And the cottonwood trees growing We'll get right back where we started Together, singing, open-hearted
7.
When the earth has fallen in the sun When frogs don't croak and hummingbirds don't hum When no one's there to water burning lawns And ugly ducklings don't turn into swans When junebugs cease to cling to backdoor screens And golfers cease to putt on putting greens When monkeys nevermore swing from their tails And whalers nevermore shall harpoon whales The whalers and the sailors turn to steam The tailors never stitch another seam Snowflakes never more again shall fall But I'll still love you darling most of all When the earth has been reduced to ash And no one's watching episodes of M*A*S*H When dusty winds are all that make a sound And everything's been leveled to the ground When the briny oceans have gone dry And there are no more clouds up in the sky When watermelons never more shall grow And city streets with molten lava flow When its time for everything to die From cockroaches to hippopotami I won't be afraid and I won't cry As long as I have you right by my side No I won't be afraid and I won't scream As long as you are right there next to me.
8.
Cyclone 04:48
I hold my breath Dab at my eyes Turn the ignition Put it in drive The cyclone’s been spinning Clouded by pain Your life has been shattered Mine’s pretty much the same I hold your story Heavy in my chest Just turn off the news When I need a rest The cyclone’s been spinning Clouded by pain Your life has been shattered Mine’s pretty much the same Hatred is clueless Fear is much worse Cowardice: blueness Calls for a hearse The cyclone’s been spinning Clouded by pain Your life has been shattered Mine’s pretty much the same
9.
You loved me once I love you still You loved me once At the top of the hill I love you still I'm drifting, alone Past the daffodils I'm drifting, alone At the top of the hill I'll wait for you still At the top of the hill Where the sweet clover grew Found the sturdiest tree Overhead the cranes flew Tied a rope to the bow The sweetest breeze blew What else could I do I've waited so long I'll wait for you still I've waited so long At the top of the hill I'll wait for you still
10.
Pretty Bird 04:22
Sing for me, pretty bird Fill my head with spun sugar Tell me not of things gone wrong How we’ll soon slide into the sea Sing for me, pretty bird Come now, distract from my worried heart Tell me not of things that trouble you For what troubles you does not trouble me Besides, you elected the wrong guy to office Shut up and sing for me, pretty bird You fill my head with shards of glass You sing of oppression, unjust wars That don’t entertain me, aren’t you supposed to entertain me How is it you’re filled with political convictions How it is you’re filled with political convictions that aren’t my convictions Sing for me, pretty bird Fill my head with spun sugar You know not of what you sing How we’ll soon slide into the sea I tried to elect the other guy to office I tried to elect the right guy to office
11.
I Am Angry 03:52
I am angry at you today Because I didn't get my way I will blame you for the mood I'm in There is nothing you can do to make me grin I am angry 'cause you're so mad You're ruining the best day we've ever had It would be all better if you swallowed your pride You wouldn't be so angry if you only tried I am angry- You could make it all stop Angry- If you just let it drop Angry- Now the day is shot I still love you when you're angry but not alot You are hungry 'cause you didn't eat There's pizza in the fridge you could reheat You would feel much better if you ate some food I promise it will improve your mood But I'm angry 'cause you're not right And I really don't want to have this fight It would be all better if you said you're wrong Then we wouldn't even need to sing this song I am angry- You could make it all stop Angry- If you just let it drop So Angry- Don't let anger be a crutch I still love you when you're angry but not that much I am sleepy 'cause I'm tired of being mad Can we just call a truce and go to bed? I'm sure we'll feel better if we got some sleep It won't do us any good if we just keep Being angry and acting mean We'll wake up in the morning with our slates clean I could say “I'm sorry” I could say “I'm sorry” too Then we could both tell each other “I love you”... But I'm angry- It was going so well! Angry- Now it's all gone to Hell! I'm so Angry- Won't you give it a rest I still love you when you're angry but this puts it to the test I am angry at you to-day Be-cause I didn't get my way I will blame you for the mood I'm in There is nothing you can do to make me grin

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released December 7, 2018

Music and lyrics by Sage Harrington, ASCAP and Jared Putnam, BMI.

Recorded and mixed with love at Ladies Chain Studio, Albuquerque, NM.

Mastered by Edward Harrington. Thanks, Pa! EdwardHarringtonAudio.com

Album art by the incomparable Zahra Marwan. ZahraMarwan.com

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Sage and Jared's Happy Gland Band Albuquerque, New Mexico

Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away. ... more

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