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Stroke my ego when we go out together
Tell me I’m the cutest boy you’ve ever seen
Just tell me that I’m great and watch my head inflate
Until it nearly bursts with self-esteem

And when we go to Montego Bay this summer
I will let you hold my hand and touch my hair
I shall gaze into your eyes and then I’ll realize that
All I see is my own reflection in there

Stroke my ego, stroke my ego
You can stroke it, stroke it, stroke it all day long
Stroke my ego, stroke my ego
Start by telling me how much you love this song

Oh, my darling dearie dashing dandy doodle
You’re so brave, so strong, so brash and self-assured
If it weren’t for these things and your gifts of diamond rings
Such arrogance could never be endured

If Narcissus were here with us, he’d call you vain
As your sense of self-importance knows no bounds
But how my heartstrings did unfurl when you bought that string of pearls
Now you very presence makes my heart begin to pound

Stroke your ego, stroke you ego
I will stroke it, stroke it, stroke it every day
Stroke your ego, stroke your ego
I’ll even tell you that I like your new toupee, hip hip hooray


from Flooded Away, released October 27, 2013
©2014 Sage Harrington / Jared Putnam / Goat Soap Society
Written by Jared Putnam (BMI)



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Sage and Jared's Happy Gland Band Albuquerque, New Mexico

Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away. ... more

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