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I want to go where the red winds blow in ZANZIBAR!
I want to stay where the mermaids play in ZANZIBAR!
Show me the way to a gay cafe in ZANZIBAR!
We’ll dance the night away in ZANZIBAR!

I bought a martini for the only wahini in ZANZIBAR!
She was an out of place Hawaiian who was trying to find a guy in ZANZIBAR!
She took me by the hand as we walked on the sand in ZANZIBAR!
That night I fell in love in ZANZIBAR!

Next day I woke in a fisherman’s boat in ZANZIBAR!
With eyes that were red and a pain in my head in ZANZIBAR!
I looked all around, she was nowhere to be found in ZANZIBAR!
I hung my head and cried in ZANZIBAR!

She took my phone so I couldn’t call home from ZANZIBAR!
She took all my cash and left me with a rash in ZANZIBAR!
I feel so sad and blue, I don’t know what to do
Never again I’ll go to ZANZIBAR!


from Flooded Away, released October 27, 2013
©2014 Sage Harrington / Jared Putnam / Goat Soap Society
Written by Jared Putnam (BMI)



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Sage and Jared's Happy Gland Band Albuquerque, New Mexico

Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away. ... more

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