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Would you cry cry cry if I die die die
Would you bawl bawl bawl if I fall off a wall
Would you weep weep weep if I leap leap leap
From a steep steep cliff into the deep

Would you frown frown frown if I drown drown drown
Would you feel just fine if I drank strychnine
Would you feel alright, could you sleep at night
If I just up and died out of spite

When I’m dead dead dead will your heart be filled with dread
When I’m rotten rotten rotten, will I only be forgotten
When I decompose will you place a rose on my grave where forever I shall doze

Would you be concerned if I burned burned burned
Would you laugh laugh laugh if I cut myself in half
Would you call my mom if they dropped the atom bomb
Would you cry cry cry if I die

Would it matter matter matter if I fell off a ladder
And I shatter shatter shatter every bone in my back
With a crack crack crack and a moan and a groan
If I broke every, broke every bone

If I got sick sick sick would you stick stick stick
Stick around with me if I got leprosy
And I lost all my toes and my fingers and my nose
Would you stick around or say adios

When I’m dead and gone will your heart go on
Like Celine Dion’s in that stupid song
When I’m ashes in the urn will your heart still yearn
Will glowing embers of eternal undying love in your soul forever burn

Would you care care care if I got mauled by a bear
Would it bring you to tears if a bat bit off my ears
Would you feel remorse if I got trampled by a horse
Would you cry cry cry, please don’t lie lie lie
Would you cry cry cry when I die


from Flooded Away, released October 27, 2013
©2014 Sage Harrington / Jared Putnam / Goat Soap Society
Written by Jared Putnam (BMI)



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Sage and Jared's Happy Gland Band Albuquerque, New Mexico

Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away. ... more

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