A song dedicated to Yelper Vero P., who gave The Supper Truck its only one star review. Sadface.

Albuquerque's best food truck: www.ilovesupper.com

The video for this song lives here: sageharrington.com/one-star-review-song-supper/


You wrote us a one star review,
But can't you see how much we love you
You came in for Supper on a really busy night
And we didn't do things quite right

So we wrote you a letter
To tell you we'd do better
We'll make you up a juicy burger 
And season perfectly your waffle fries so you could

Take back your one star review
Vero P. can't you see how much we love you
If you'd just told us in person what we had done wrong
We'd have given you a bucket of Moon Bombs

Instead you wrote us a one star review
Before you could try the Shrimp and Grits or Fried Pickle Chips
You logged onto Yelp with firey vitriol
Telling the web we're a waste, which is sad

We're sorry we let you down
We hate to see you frown
But don't let us drown in our tears because

You wrote us a one star review
Vero P., can't you see how much we love you

Dear Vero P.
Have a Fried Chicken Banh Mi on me
We've tried to reconcile
We'll go the extra mile because we love you
In spite of your one star review


from songs we made, track released March 10, 2014
Lyrics by Sage Harrington and Amy Black. Music by Sage Harrington. Ukulele and vocals by Sage Harrington. Upright bass played by Jared Putnam.

©2014 Sage Harrington / Goat Soap Society
Written by Sage Harrington (ASCAP)



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