Jared and I worked and sweated in the sweaty sweatshop of the Happy Gland Dirigible for hours on end to create these Happiest of Gland Brand tote bags—they're hand screenprinted with love (and only some mistakes).
Includes unlimited streaming of
Dead Sloth
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Get It Up – Hand-Stamped with Love Compact Disc
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Soap
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(Anatomically Correct) Happy Gland Plushie
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Happy Gland Brand Stickers
$1 USD
Flooded Away – Extremely Antiquated Compact Disc
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Lip Balm
$3 USD
Lip Balm Refill
$2 USD
Happy Gland Brand Kids Shirts
$10 USD
Happy Gland Brand Ladies Tee
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Men's Tee
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Ladies Tanks
$10 USD
Happy Gland Brand Ladies Long Sleeve Tees
$15 USD
Sage and Jared's Happy Gland Band Albuquerque, New Mexico
Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away. ... more
