A retro slider tin full of .25 oz of delightful glandtastic moisturizing happification. Contains New Mexican beeswax and 100% amazing essential oils. Handmade, handpoured, hand-labeled with love by Sage.
Comes in an array of delightful, happy gland-approved flavors:
—pineal peppermint
—lacrimal lavender (best seller!)
—sebaceous citrus
—endocrine clove
—thyroid rose
Get It Up – Hand-Stamped with Love Compact Disc
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Soap
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(Anatomically Correct) Happy Gland Plushie
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Happy Gland Brand Canvas Tote
$12 USD
Happy Gland Brand Stickers
$1 USD
Flooded Away – Extremely Antiquated Compact Disc
$15 USD
Lip Balm Refill
$2 USD
Happy Gland Brand Kids Shirts
$10 USD
Happy Gland Brand Ladies Tee
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Men's Tee
$15 USD
Happy Gland Brand Ladies Tanks
$10 USD
Happy Gland Brand Ladies Long Sleeve Tees
$15 USD
Sage and Jared's Happy Gland Band Albuquerque, New Mexico
Sage and Jared’s Happy Gland Band is a band of whimsy and unbridled glandulosity. It’s a band that will make you reconsider how grossed out you are about the endocrine system. Sage plays ukulele. Jared plays upright bass. Their glistening songs of mundanity, desecration, celebration, and perspiration appear on their CD, Flooded Away. ... more
